suizdejinn:

rocksymom:

Home is where your wi-fi connects automatically.

This needs to be on a shirt

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babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

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brookeeverdeen:

HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED BACK ON A FRIENDSHIP AND YOU REALIZED HOW SHITTY THAT PERSON MADE YOU FEEL

YEAH ME TOO 

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